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5/29/2008 mother may i?may is the month that my mother was born.
it is also the month that hallmark decided to remind us that we have moms (like duh - what are we snails?)
this is the first year (in over 15) that my mom has accepted the fact that i do not celebrate hallmark invented holidays.
i do not celebrate jesus giving birth to a chocolate leprachan bunny while the cow jumps over the moon.
well i do celebrate the moon part.
but the cows are all filled with steroids and stuff nowadays so it should all the beef tastes like tripe (which isnt beef i learned many years ago)
and about the moon thing.
i guess people are smarter than i thought.
they all put two and two together
or rather - the moon and the black cat
thats right.
im a witch.
im not really.
but thats what the people think.
guess they got mixed up in the rhyming dictionary.
although im not a snitch.
i used to be rich.
vitamin a makes my eyes twitch.
okee got stuck in a ditch
but still cant get a hitch.
the four subwoofers under the bed make a low pitch.
oops - sorry for that glitch.
my fridge magnet says
im not a bitch.
so there.
you were all wrong.
tootles bootles. 5/27/2008 chinese calls in to work sick
Hung Chow calls into work and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work " The boss says, " You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When i feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, " I do what you say and i feel great. I be at work soon............You got nice house." 5/19/2008 kayaki bought a kayak on friday morning.
its an inflatable tandem kayak that came with a pump and paddles.
matt and i went for a camping trip this weekend to try it out
it was fun.
even though the majority of the time
was spent driving okee
we did get wet in a really nice lake
and returned home unharmed
not much time for blogging lately.
must try less youtube, more livespace.
byebye 5/1/2008 five thingsfive things about me you might not know
(inspired by phaedra who was inspired by someone else - kind of a dead end -do it if you wanna - chain thing)
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